The Full Sh*tshow Bundle – 5 Essentials for Dogs Who Run the House

What's inside the madness:
🐾 1 Oh Sht!* Poop Bag Dispenser – stylish panic control
🧠 1 IQ Ball Toy – for dogs who need mental stimulation (or you need 10 mins of silence)
🧸 1 Squeaky Toy – because silence is overrated
🧻 180 Biodegradable Poop Bags – yes, 180. Because your dog is regular.
🪢 1 Eco-Friendly Rope Toy – great for tug-of-war, zoomies, or passive-aggressive playtime

Why it slaps:
✔️ Eco-conscious + CoCo-approved
✔️ Great gift for dog moms, dads, and dog-havers in denial
✔️ Ships fast, packed with love (and probably dog hair)

It’s the ultimate “I got my sh*t together” starter kit — even if you totally don’t.